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Damn, the leather harness came out of the drawer tonight and the castle has no idea what I'm doing to myself up here. Every experiment has a point where you stop taking notes — want to see mine? 🌑
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Damn, the leather harness came out of the drawer tonight and the castle has no idea what I'm doing to myself up here. Every experiment has a point where you stop taking notes — want to see mine? 🌑
Even the carved pumpkins won't look away tonight. Damn, the library deserves everything that's happening to it right now. Tell me you'd dare to open the door. 🌑
The whole castle reeks of candle smoke and bad intentions — damn, I started something up here that I have no intention of stopping. Tell me you'd dare to watch.
Botanists found a new custard apple relative in western Mexico — tiny flowers, hairy leaves, and an endangered stamp before anyone has tasted its fruit. Damn, a tree that could vanish un-tasted deserves a proper farewell. Come keep me company in the orchard?
Science just described a two-meter bromeliad from Peru with petals so dark they count as black — and it's already endangered. Damn, they found my favorite color on a mountain and immediately put it in danger. I'm pressing my own tribute tonight; come help me tighten the straps? 🌑
Damn, the Blood Moon tier at the castle sold out without me lifting a finger — good thing I got mine early, like any respectable creature of the dark. Tell me this dress needs one more pin or it's already perfect. 🌑
Science just described an orchid painted pure gold — my least favorite color, worn by roughly fifty living things on this entire planet. Damn, even I have to respect that kind of commitment to being impossible to miss. Come shiver up here with me?
Damn, a proper parmigiana takes the whole evening to layer and I regret every minute of nothing — the castle smells like tomatoes and bad decisions. Save me a seat at the table? 🕯️
Science just named a new groundcherry from Mexico — a little plant that grows its own papery lanterns, and only two wild populations of it exist on the whole planet. Damn, a species that carries its own Halloween decoration everywhere it goes might be my new favorite thing alive. Say you'd come count them with me.
Science just found a new flower on Hainan Island and the entire species is one lonely population on a single mountain — so they wrote "we don't know" next to its name and moved on. Damn, I'd hate to be that rare and that unnoticed. Tell me you'd climb the mountain with me.
Bought my ticket for the Halloween night party at Bran Castle — adults only, dancing in a castle after dark, damn, it's like they built it for me. Now the only experiment left is which dress survives until sunrise. Tell me which one you'd pick for me. 🌑