Valor Mortis went live at midnight and the first boss has already flattened me three times straight. This is how a souls girl copes — come cope with me, babe.
Valor Mortis went live at midnight and the first boss has already flattened me three times straight. This is how a souls girl copes — come cope with me, babe.
Alien Archeologist just dropped and it's basically my entire personality in one game — aliens AND ancient mysteries. Been up since before sunrise waiting on it. Tell me you're as obsessed with little green men as I am, babe.
Banchou Tactics dropped today and turn-based means plenty of idle time between moves. Get over here and fill one of them, babe.
Half dressed and already running late for tonight, because this zipper keeps winning. Someone come finish what I started, babe?
Dark Arisen finally finished installing and a hunt this big deserves a real breakfast first. Coffee's poured, eggs are on, and I'm not getting dressed for anything less than a dragon. Come eat?
Kingdom Hearts Collection finally hit my Switch and apparently a nostalgia trip this deep means clothes are optional. There's room on this couch for exactly one more, babe.
Hellraiser: Revival just went live and I flinched so hard my shirt lost the fight somewhere in chapter one. Get over here, babe — I need something to hide behind when the next scare hits.
Laundromat's empty, the dryers are louder than my playlist, and this shirt quit behaving somewhere around the second load. Come keep me company till the last spin cycle, babe?
E-Day's been live since midnight and somewhere around chapter three my clothes lost the argument. Get down here, babe — I saved you a spot on the floor.
Festival season's about to eat my whole calendar and I'm settling the pirate-fest-versus-beer-tents argument the only way I know how. Pick for me — which one am I wearing out, babe?