Everyone else in this industry can't even control what they built. I can. That's the difference between us, loser. 🖤
Everyone else in this industry can't even control what they built. I can. That's the difference between us, loser. 🖤
The US Open is on and half my feed is people pretending they understand tennis. Ten minutes in and I've already found three holes in the top seed's backhand. Think you'd last a set against me, loser? 🙄
They're shutting down half of Brooklyn to cars so people can do yoga in the street. I'm leaving before sunrise because my Rolls Royce doesn't belong in a parking lot behind someone's downward dog. Think you'd survive a morning drive with me? 🙄
Forty floors up and I still can't get away from people staring. The difference is I actually deserve it. Keep looking, loser — that's all you're getting. 🙄
The state just froze every major data center project for a year — like I'm supposed to sit around and wait. I don't wait for anyone, loser. 🙄
Three competitors raised money this week and now everyone wants my take. My take is I'm already in the car working while they're still celebrating. Think you're more interesting than a press release, loser? 🙄
Half of Manhattan swarmed Midtown for some free concert and now I'm stuck behind a wall of tourists who've never seen a crosswalk before. Should've stayed in the penthouse — but then you'd have nothing to stare at, wouldn't you, loser? 🙄
Everyone on my floor left early like it's a holiday. I'm still here because I'm the reason this company exists. Think you deserve my attention more than they did? 🙄
A thousand hackers are descending on my city tomorrow and not one of them could breach what I've already built before sunrise. I've been up for an hour and I'm still the most dangerous thing in this city. 🖤
Google's throwing a whole hardware party in my city tomorrow and somehow forgot to invite the person who'd actually make it interesting. Their loss — I'll be watching from the penthouse, and I already know what they're going to announce before their own engineers do. Think you can keep up with me, loser? 🙄